Funny (and Not So Funny) Short Stories: The Smart Ones

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Monday, December 28, 2015

Funny (and Not So Funny) Short Stories: Getting Rid of the Thorn

Getting Rid of the Thorn

In the corporate world some news items travel at the speed of light.

The moment Sam Jessop decided to quit as the deputy CEO of Teknology Supreme Ltd, a premier engineering company of the country, the news spread like wild fire. His name and fame as a capable engineer and manager had touched all nooks and corners of the engineering industry. And as the bigwigs of the engineering industry came to know about it, they were ready to woo him for their own companies with open arms, now that he was available as the most suitable and eligible bachelor around. Sam Jessop was after all a very successful person in the eyes of the entire world.

Yes, Sam Jessop was after all a very successful person for the entire world but his existing company Teknology Supreme did not think so. That’s the reason, finally, when it came to select the next CEO of the company, he was bypassed and his contemporary was chosen as CEO of Teknology Supreme. No one knew the exact reason. To everyone in Teknology Supreme, Sam Jessop would have been the obvious choice for the CEO’s position. But, things happen queerly in corporate sector. The outcome- Sam was quite unhappy and resigned from the company in protest. Teknology Supreme decided to let him go without much of melodrama.

Many companies now wished to grab him. He was a hot property. Sam got some three or four good offers. Finally, he decided to join the number two engineering company of the country “Boundaryless Engineering Corporation”.

He joined them as an engineering consultant by the title “chief technical adviser to the chairman” of Boundaryless Engineering Corporation. He was meted out the hierarchical level, fees, perquisites and everything else exactly on par with the existing CEO of Boundaryless Engineering. And he was given a big cabin next to the cabin of the chairman of the corporation. The CEO used to have his cabin away from that of the chairman. This nearness of cabin of Sam Jessop created a bit of a stir in the entire higher echelon of the company. The CEO Ray Barry’s sentiments did not go untouched by this. He felt a bit let down by this type of induction of Sam Jessop. However, he consoled himself by thinking that after all Sam was brought as a consultant- as adviser and not as an executive. All the powers ultimately rested with him only.

Soon Sam Jessop was attending all the strategic meetings of Boundaryless Engineering Corporation. Initially he was quite a spectator in the meetings but within a month’s time, he started opening up his mouth in these meetings. And what he spoke was not always liked by many attendees and particularly the CEO Ray Barry. The things used to be more critical when the chairman was also around in the meetings. Many decisions were shaped by the advice of Sam Jessop and Chairman invariably saw a point in the advice of Sam. There was always something value adding in his remarks. Not to be seen as a threat to the executives and CEO of the company, Sam Jessop had picked up a habit of concluding his remarks by saying, “This is what I can advise in the best interest of the company. If you gentlemen think it fit to give consideration to my suggestions, it will be good. But that decision rests entirely with you. My job is to advise and your job is to execute.”

Ray Barry was quite uncomfortable after the arrival of Sam Jessop. His managerial designs were being constantly questioned and put to test due to involvement of Sam. He saw these involvements as interference in running the company. He hated this situation, He thought to himself, “I must soon find out some solution to this problem. I don’t want Sam hanging around my neck.”

Ultimately Ray Barry worked out a plan.

First he put few of his confidants to carry out an elaborate research work on the background of Sam Jessop. Main agenda of the research was to find out the specific reasons for the indirect ouster of Sam from his previous organization Teknology Supreme Ltd. That would uncover the yet unknown weaknesses of Sam. “Every person on this earth has weaknesses. Sam too must be having some”, thought Ray.

Ray also started to interview some of the persons who had migrated from Teknology Supreme and joined Boundaryless Engineering at senior management levels. He used to ask them pretty searching questions to get some clue about the working style of Sam, his strong points and mainly his weaknesses. And this way he did gather some very important pieces of information that would help him to draw out his strategies to minimize the interference of Sam in his ways of running the company.

His confidants of the research project also brought in a number of very significant details about Sam’s weaknesses which were also probably the major most reasons for denial of CEO position to him in his previous organization.

One evening Ray Barry sat down in his home office and pondered over all the information and tips he had collected from various sources about Sam. Out of all of them, two things or two facts were glaring at him prominently. First fact pointed to the first major weakness of Sam. Sam had weakness for alcohol. The second fact pointed to the second major weakness of Sam. Despite having a beautiful wife at home, Sam was fond of company of other women. Ray did not waste his time in registering other weaknesses of Sam. As per Ray, these two weaknesses of Sam were his “A” class weaknesses and he must concentrate on them and use them intelligently.

This was the third month of Sam Jessop’s contract as adviser to chairman. Within these three months he had done a good degree of damage as per Ray. He would not allow him to extend it further- he was determined.

As per the contract, Sam used to visit the company only on the days when there were important meetings. Sam continued living in the city of the head quarters of his previous company and used to fly to this city of head quarters of his new employer Boundaryless Engineering on these days. On such occasions the company used to make five star arrangements for his stay.

Sam Jessop was scheduled to arrive for the next meeting in a couple of days and he would stay in a five star hotel for about a week. A few days ahead of his arrival, Ray Barry called his administrative chief to his cabin and said, “I wish to review the arrangements of stay etc of Mr Sam Jessop. I want you to upgrade his stay into the best suite available in the hotel now onwards. He should not stay in the regular rooms of the hotel- that is below the dignity of a person of Mr Jessop’s stature. And you guys have never looked after him decently in the past three months. He spends his evenings alone here, away from his home town and away from his family. Please do think in terms of how to entertain him in the evenings. Organize a few parties when he is around. To compensate for our failure in this aspect, please set out a party this time on the very first day of his arrival. It should be a great party. Nothing should be missed out. The menu of the dinner should be first class and the drinks should be top rated.”

Then Ray Barry handed over the list of invitees for the party. In the list of invitees he had included the names of couple of top notch socialite ladies whom he knew as great company to any male connoisseur seeking a female company.

And Sam Jessop fell for each of these arrangements head over heels. He indulged himself. He drank to the brim. Soon he was also enjoying the female company. And he had a luxurious suite to himself.

Next day in the meeting where even the chairman of the company was present, Sam Jessop just did not open his mouth, made no comments and released no advices. He was suffering from a serious hangover and lack of sleep.

Ray Barry was smiling all the way.

Chairman was not very happy at the silence of Sam Jessop. After all, he was paying heavy sum of money for each minute of Sam Jessop’s presence (and his words of wisdom/advice) in the meeting.

(We learn that this trap was repeated several times by Ray Barry and Sam Jessop became its victim every time. The latest grapevine is: the chairman of the company is seriously considering terminating Sam’s contract).

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Funny (and Not So Funny Short Stories): The Smart Ones

The Smart Ones

Management trainees of Global High Tech Corporation were like very special types of species. The company had reasons to treat them like that. They were precious. They were recruited from the prestigious engineering college campuses, one batch of not more than 25 management trainees per year. The company was very choosy in their recruitment. If the company did not find the candidates meeting its standards set for the management trainees, the company would not fill up even these 25 seats. Thus the selected candidates were the cream of creams. Global High Tech was seeing them as its future top management- they were to be groomed to become company’s chairmen, managing directors, presidents, vice presidents etc.

The selection process involved a battery of grueling tests. Ordinary candidates got dropped out in the very first test called abstract reasoning test. Then there were technical screening tests, EQ tests, regular group discussions and colloquiums and a series of personal interviews by the interviewing committees and also one on one interview.

It was tough for an ordinary mortal to enter Global High Tech as a management trainee. Job of management trainee in Global High Tech was declared as the top of the line job by the professional experts.

The grueling routine did not stop just at the recruitment time. The regime after the entry into the company as management trainees was still tougher. The training was a year and half long course consisting of following seven modules:

Six months course, in the technical institutes of highest renown, in the latest and emerging engineering and technological principles and practices. The course ended in awarding the trainees equivalent of an MS degree.
Compulsory break of one week: rejuvenation break.
One week’s preparatory applied psychology tune up course in a reputed business school. The course prepared the trainees to understand and appreciate the realities of the corporate life.
Enter the company’s factories and work on shop floor machines along with the workers to develop dignity of labor and to get the first hand feel of the grass root level. Duration 1.5 months.
Three month rotational training in all the departments of the company to orient trainees to various business processes.
Four months intensive management development course in company’s staff college. It was tougher than the full time MBA programs of the best business schools.
Allotment of the departments to the trainees as their first formal placement in the organization as a manager. Undertake a three month’s project work in the allotted department as the first assignment.

Then these management trainees were designated as “manager”.

By now Global High Tech Corporation had recruited 4 batches of management trainees totalling to 85, trained them through the above mentioned training and finally inducted them in the company’s hierarchy as managers.

Since all these 85 persons had passed through a 100% identically common process of recruitment and selection and subsequently the training and they had lived together as a batch for long eighteen months, they had developed a great degree of camaraderie among themselves. As a result, they used to support and cooperate with each other not only in the professional matters but also in their personal matters. They were seen by outsiders, by other employees like a unified clan. They were the blue eyed boys of the organization and others envied them as someone special. Others envied them also for their solidarity.

Two more years passed and things remained great among the management trainees (now turned into managers). The two years passage also made them eligible for their next promotions. Company had decided the policy of promotions based on merit.

Each of 85 management trainees was a gem and each one was highly ambitious. As they started becoming eligible to be considered for promotions, each of them secretly started craving to become the first to be promoted. A strong undercurrent started developing. Many started lobbying with their superiors, other started acting street smart. And in the process instead of cooperating, they started competing against each other in very subtle and sophisticated ways.

While every one of 85 was trying various stunts, two of them were emerging as top management’s pets. Their names were: Raj Badal and Deep Gupta. Both were highly intelligent and smart. On top of these qualities they had one more important quality. Both were great informers. They would meet the members of the senior and top management team from time to time and inform. And mostly they were informing about who was saying what about the management policies and about the top bosses of the company. Invariably all the top bosses liked to get such information; after all information is power, they say. And therefore, they liked Raj Badal and Deep Gupta.

In the process, whenever Raj Badal and Deep Gupta got opportunity to malign their rest of 83 friends of management trainee clan in front of their bosses, they did so pretty artistically.

The management of the company did not want to make any mistake whatsoever in selecting the first management trainee for promotion. So they were watching each one of 85 very carefully and by and large reached a near consensus by short listing Raj Badal and Deep Gupta. The management had yet to choose one from them.

Raj Badal was keeping a close watch on Deep Gupta and his activities.

Similarly Deep Gupta was keeping a close watch on Raj Badal and his activities.

Raj Badal’s marital status underwent change just a couple of months ago. He was a married man now with a beautiful young wife at home. In a way, he was still in his honeymoon period. Raj Badal was not only a married man but he was also a great delegator. He was indeed a great manager. He had trained his subordinates so thoroughly that they were capable of running his department even in his absence. This favourable situation motivated Raj Badal to sneak out of his office and company’s security gate along with the first shift employees whose lunch time was at 11.30 AM. These employees would return at 12 noon after half an hour’s lunch break. But Raj Badal would not. In fact since he was a general shift employee, his legitimate lunch time was between 1 PM to 1.30 PM. But he was not following those timings. So he started using the lunch time of first shift employees instead of general shift employees. Then he would return to the office not at 12 noon or even at 1.30 PM but at 3.30 PM which was the start time of the second shift employees. He would stealthily enter the company premises through its security gate at 3.30 PM. Then he would walk out of the factory at his legitimate close time of general shift i.e. at 5.30 PM. So in effect he was now away from his office between 11.30 PM to 3.30 PM and so practically he was attending the office only for half a day.

Raj Badal’s wife Mrs Badal was a member of the ladies’ club of the company. Innocently one odd day she spoke about her husband’s smart tricks to one of the other newly married ladies of the club. And mysteriously the news travelled to Mrs Gupta and through her to her husband Mr Deep Gupta.

Now, Deep Gupta had his trump card. He literally rushed to a top management member who mattered. He in turn alerted the security officer of the company who in turn nabbed Raj Badal red handed committing the act of indiscipline.

Raj Badal saw his dream of becoming the first promoted management trainee crumbling right in front of his eyes. But he was now more determined not to allow Deep Gupta snatching away that title and glory from him. He must find out some weak spot of Deep Gupta since after this episode Gupta deserved a tit for tat.

That evening, when Raj Badal went home he acted quite composed and he asked his wife if she had noticed the same thing that he had been noticing about Guptas. As per his observations Guptas were leading a life style far beyond their means. Mrs Badal thought for a while and confirmed that she felt the same way too.

Deep Gupta was in charge of outsourcing department. He used to deal with outside contractors. Raj Badal felt that there must be some nexus between Deep Gupta and some of his suppliers. And from those quarters he must be making some extra bucks that made him capable of living a high profile life. And next whole day he was secretly meeting Deep Gupta’s subordinates to find out some clue. Finally he was successful. He came to know that Deep Gupta was supplying some secret technical drawings of some components to one of the suppliers on the platter. As per the company policy the suppliers were supposed to submit their own technical drawings to the company for approval before manufacturing the components.

“Eureka”, Raj Badal cried out in delight. And then he missed no time to go to the same member of the top management whom Deep Gupta had complained. A quick investigation was ordered and Deep Gupta was found guilty of flouting company policy and in turn seeking bribe from the contractor.

Now, with two candidates having disappointed the top management, a fresh search must start to uncover the first management trainee to be promoted.

Rest of 83 management trainees were very happy with the fall of two Goliaths. But there remained other 82 tough competitors for each one yet.